
Where else can you see 300 guys dressed up like Sarah Palin?
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He's a pussy! He's the Slim-Fast, Diet Coke of vampires.
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Money doesn't buy you happiness. But it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it.
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This was the first time you cried on camera and it wasn't fake.
Am I being Punk'd?
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I don’t know how hot I am but I'm honored to be considered as warmer than the average taco.
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I thought it was going to be some 'We Are The World' thing.
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My next 100 days will be so successful that I will complete them in 72 days. And on the 73rd day, I will rest.
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He'll date a popular female singer. Publicly, they'll claim to be virgins. Privately, he hit it.
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Let me tell you what it's really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron's dad. It's about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there's music involved... You have to get stoned and watch it.
Tell me what it's like to be buried in sand while they throw stones at your head. She's worried about Palestinians; let's see what they do with porno stars over in Palestine.
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The sex is still awesome ... [But] he might not know it because my face is frozen.
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I know I looked skinnier in The House Bunny, but thanks to my diet of beer and doughnuts, I'm back to my fightin' weight!
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"Is he on, like, Gossip Girl or something?"
—President Obama reacting to the boisterous applause mysteriously awarded to one questioner at a town hall in Los Angeles yesterday.
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I really don’t feel like I should have to prove myself to anyone because of living out my college years in the public eye. I’m glad everything happened the way it did.

A size zero? I've never heard of that. That didn't exist when I was growing up. When did that start? What does it mean? It means a person is not there, no? It makes no sense.

I buy my mom off, with the Scary Movies, I started giving her Louis Vuitton handbags. Then it was like, 'How am I going to top this?' Now she wants a villa in Tuscany, I've created a monster!
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You look like you work in a Hasidic meth lab.

She's beautiful, and I love her, and she can like, adopt me if she wants to.
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